Most of us remember taking our driver's test as a teenager: a strange person sits in the passenger's seat and tells you where to go, you make a few mistakes you wouldn't normally make if you weren't so nervous, you hopefully pass, and then it's all over and you're glad you never have to do it again!
Well, the other day I found out: I do have to do it all over again!
I had a driver's license here before I left three years ago, and somehow misplaced it right before I came back. So renewing my license wasn't an option. I had to get it again. No big deal, I thought. Last time, I filled out the paperwork, paid the money, and gave a copy of my U.S. driver's license to show that I had been driving for several years. That's all I had to do. Missionaries who have recently gotten their licenses here confirmed that. But when the man who was helping me with the paperwork went to the government office to present my paperwork, he was told about a brand new law. All people getting new licenses must take a test, no matter if they have a license in another country or not. Apparently I was one of the first to fall under this new law.
So the man, Danju, who was helping me, gave me a book to study. I had to memorize the meanings of road signs (funny that, there is only one road sign that I have ever seen in our city!). I studied hard, then on Monday went with Danju down to the office to take the test. A man showed me a wall with pictures of the road signs on it, then pointed to various ones with a stick and asked me to tell him what they meant. I think I did okay, though I missed at least one. The man smiled at me and then said, "Well, I'll see you here tomorrow for the driving test." I looked at Danju in shock. I had thought this was the one and only test! I was told to come back by myself the next day at a scheduled time, and there would be an officer expecting me who would make me drive around the city so he could evaluate my driving.
Now somehow, me, a blond-haired white woman, driving alone in my car in a foreign country with an African man I didn't know from Adam, didn't really jive with me or any other missionary. Also, the fact still stood that no other missionary had to do this. I felt picked on! And I started to get really nervous about it. I woke up on Tuesday morning feeling very unhappy about this driving test. After speaking to some of the other missionaries, we all insisted that Danju return with me to the office and stay with me throughout the test. Thank you, Danju!
So we went to the office only to discover that most of the offices were closed and the people we needed to see were either not there or in a meeting. There was one man who could help us, and he was behind closed doors in a very heated discussion with some people. So we waited outside the office with some sketchy-looking men who were probably wondering what in the world a white woman was doing there. Did I mention I was so thankful Danju was with me?! Finally the heated discussion simmered down a bit, and Danju was able to go into the office, tell them I was there to take the test, and remind them that I already had a U.S. driver's license. Oh, yeah, we forgot, that doesn't matter to them! We were told, "Wait!"
So we waited. Danju went to eat lunch while I sat down on a bench in one of the now-open offices. Finally, Danju came back and said that the man we really needed to see wasn't around and wouldn't be back for another hour. Could I come back tomorrow? Sure, I agreed, a little unhappy not to get this over with now, but that's just how things work around here.
As we started to walk out of the office building, a group of men met us and announced that there was a man who could administer the test. So a man in a uniform eating a handful of peanuts followed us out to my car and settled himself in the passenger's seat, only to jump up and inform us that he had to get the special plates to put on my car. So he came back with big wooden signs to attach to the front and back of the car that said in big bold letters: "CAUTION! TESTING!" As a few men attached the plates, my uniformed, peanut-eating passenger got a cell-phone call and once again jumped out of the car. Then I noticed the men pulling the special plates off my car. I leaned out the window and asked Danju what was going on. "Oh, that man got a call saying that you don't have to take the test after all! They're just going to give you your license!"
Wow, was I ever thankful!
As we walked back inside the building to verify this, another uniformed man carrying the special plates and all of my paperwork marched over to us and abruptly said, "Okay, lets go!" I was in shock. The man turned to say something to someone else, and I turned to Danju. All I could do was laugh for a moment. Then I said, "Danju, I don't understand! What's going on? I thought they just said I didn't need to take the test?" The look on Danju's face was priceless. I think it was a mix of hilarity, dumbfoundedness, and disgust. I felt the same way.
So officer #2, obviously in a hurry, ushered us out to my car, put the plates back on my car, got out his list of items he was supposed to evaluate, and we started out. He took me to the busiest parts of town, and really, once we were driving, it wasn't a big deal. They were places I had driven before, and Danju was there to offer a comment or two to lighten the mood. And then it was all over. The officer got out of the car and went back to his office, and we were told to wait outside. From what we could hear, the officer was having a big argument inside his office, and when the door came open once, I saw that he was holding my paperwork in his hand. Great, they must be arguing if they should give me my license or not! Did I really do that bad?!
The argument finally stopped, the men all left the office, and I was told to go inside and sit down. Then after a few minutes I was told to go down the hall to another office. I was getting slightly confused and tired about this point. This office was full of men with uniforms, all a little nicer and less abrupt than the officer who had tested me. They all wanted to shake my hand, tell me congragulations, and let me know that I had passed the test!
So now it's all over. And I hopefully don't ever have to do that again. All that's left to get my driver's license is to wait for them to make it. Unfortunately, the card-making machine is broken and they don't know when it will get fixed! Yep, that's Africa! Not only was my driving tested, but my patience, humor, and self-control as well. I hope I did well on all those tests!